Tag submission
“Trolls aren’t able to carry children, but they can impregnate humans; the pregnancy is significantly longer though. Rose was pregnant with hers and Kanaya’s child for almost two years, and needed a c-section because the horns wouldn’t be able to fit through her vagina without causing serious and irreparable damage. They aren’t looking to have any more children any time soon.”
ya hey nice submit but its way to long boss. this doesnt fit nicely with out being size 16 text and thats smaller then im willin to go. (sexcanon canvas size is 600×400)
-mod vanilla
‘Couldn’t send this in via the ask box due to length, so here you go. Something terrible from yours truly.
(Note: a “black cow” is another name for a root beer float)’
3rd runner up (but submitted as is so posted first) -vanilla
submitted
I’ve relocated my old, terrible, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ fanfic to a more permanent home after rediscovering it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11873040
Figured you guys might want it.
i dont actually know what to do with a submit like that i wasnt really told but i guess i post it?
-vanilla
I spent wayyyy too much time on this…
(the secret is he has two nooks)
P.s. if its not too nsfw you can post it if you want too 🙂
im actually gonna cry why yall gotta bee like this????
-vanilla
“the cat eats the bird and the bird eats the worm. the vore circle is complete with nepeta, dave, and gamzee. the vore orobouros. the orovoreos.”
….did you just call gamzee a worm…
-vanilla the offended clown lover
This is the best coincidence I’ve ever seen.
bruuuh!!
-vanilla
(sub) sexcanon #9790
“Not only did I manage to squeeze the confession from this ask onto a template, but I also placed an image of a corn can covered in jpeg artifacts neatly in the corner for extra aesthetic. You’re welcome.”
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ok first: i commend you for the work you put into this
second: im sorry this has probably been in here for 500years
and third: …i hate this i hate everything about this after the first sentence. i hate psii an the mayo thing the most though, like the mituna corn crap doesnt even bother me that much but fuck do i hate the mayo thing. i am Actively kinkshaming this post.
if i have to look at this with my own two eyes so do the rest of you.
-mod vanilla
Not a sexcanon. Just a joke for the mods!
-anon
I love it
-snoop
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