ohhhh nooo i hate it!!!!
-vanilla
Tag solluxdickdiscourse
Sollux has an uncountable number of bulges because they keep squirming and nobody wants to get hands on enough to find out
kwhbhejb
-vanilla
Aradia broke up with solux once she found out that he has two dicks
lmao
-vanilla
The only thing Sollux doesn’t have two of, is sex partners. He has 11!
with his nasty ass anatomy he prolly ain even got one.
#solluxbabydiscourse over the anon that said he asexually reproduced or had sex with alt timeline sollux was right thats the only sex hes getting if his body is as disgusting as yall keep suggesting.
-vanilla
Sollux has two (too) salty mod vanillas.
a double scoop of salted vanilla ice cream
-vanilla is tired an those sc are fucking stupid
i just took a light glance at the sc and ima be real anything that says “sollux has two-” is being deleted im not even gonna read more then that i dont care its going in the trash
homestuck sexcanon #10000: sollux has two taints
THANKS
I HATE IT
-vanilla
I will block you
-snoop
sollux aint had one taint since he got two?
concept: sollux has no taint cause he has no asshole. just a cloaca
-vanilla
Sollux
this is all your getting fucker
-vanilla
@anon you can said that as many times as you like i will not answer it again and you cant make me!!!
-vanilla
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