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sorry for the slow roll out today, I was planning on having at least another one out by now, but my girlfriend fell asleep on my chest and I’m a bit pinned, and out of reach of my computer. I’ll update when she wakes up. sorry guys!
-snoop
I don’t think karkat is having the best birthday today, considering what happened in Orlando
I can agree with you. its a sad situation. I havent said anything on here about it yet today because thats not the purpose of this blog, this is an escape from reality to think about the sexual practices of fictional characters.
But I should address it. This act of terrorism is not one that can be ignored, and it angers me that this is the nation that we live in, where a shooting like this is only making headlines because it was the largest terror attack on US soil in almost 15 years. My condolences go to the victims, their family and friends, those in the Orlando area, and those in the LGBTQIA+ community, along with the POC community, as this, to my understanding, is not just a gay bar, it is a gay bar in a heavily POC community.
Im not a fan of getting political, but i feel this needs to be said, and im sorry that this is not exactly fitting to the theme of this blog
-snoop
sorry that post was late, i didnt realize that i posted it to my personal account until my girlfriend pointed it out! boy did i fuck up!
-snoop
Manhunt over
The fic inspired by our posts is here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6566437/chapters/15024253
the winner is none other than the author themself, @smutandgore.
thanks, sinner, keep up the good work
-snoop
so, I said that I would be putting out this week. wel, I lied, I’m at Disneyland. makes it kinda hard to put out. sorry guys, love you
-snoop
I am 111111% sure that #9540 was submitted once before, and isn’t even that far in the Dirk Strider tag.
if you think we put in the effort to see if shit is duplicate, you are sadly mistaken. Here at Homestuck sexcanons, we hire only the best to give absolutely ZERO shits about continuity and and duplication.
-snoop
I would just like to say I am confused as well. Would someone explain what the fuck is going on??!??!
see @failure-artist they’ve got the screenshots
-Wiz
Snoop taking over and adding my answer, because I spent 10 minutes summarizing it, only to have his adorable bastard keep answering shit anyhow
Salty surprise ahead
someone requested a sexcanon along the lines of the ____is a ____in the streets, but a ____in the sheets meme, “kankri is a prude in the streets, but is a prude in the sheets, too” and is getting salty over me asking her to rephrase it in a way that made sense, because that is a grammatical mess, and then pointing out that that isnt even news because kankri is canonically celibate.
What you are seeing is the byproduct of both Wiz and I going through asks at the same time, and him interrupting my conversation. although, his answer to the question is a bit more sharp than mine, its still true. she is now currently acting as if though this is some sort of controversy that i wont use the word prude. I cited that it is literally being used to mean the same shit as what is stated in canon, or that it would at least be read as such (the actual definition of prude is “ a person who is or claims to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity”, but most people understand it as “someone who wont put out”)
tldr: just submit stuff to us on anon and this kinda crap cant happen? if it didnt have a name attached, i was probably going to delete it.
-snoop
Snoop, I love you.
-snoop
snoop is a sinnamon roll. Very cute very sin
the word is asshole?
-snoop
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