i dont like what your suggesting about my hot dog boy. a curse on you and your cow.
-vanilla
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tegiri loves to ‘alaskan pipeline’ himself. lanque walked in on him once, and rather than be disgusted, he decided to join in. its a regular thing now.
absolutely fucking not
-vanilla
Concept: Kanye Northeast as Vanilla’s Dancestor
canceled
-v
If Sollux cums, his dicks explode and he dies. This parallels how the same thing happens with bees. (Now that I think about it, this would be a hilarious way to god tier. “SO HOW DID YOU GOD TIER AGAIN?” “ma2turbatiion.”)
no thank you i hate this.
-vanilla
no the baby is you is fake and we dont speak lies on this page
-vanilla
Homestuck Sexcanons 