remember you unlucky fucks the discord is still a thriving hell hole of eternal homestuck suffering just like everywhere else so you might as well join us if you havent already https://discord.gg/cFzMjtm
(when you enter the discord you have to do a small intro or you dont get to do or see shit an if ya dont ya gonna piss me off thnaks)
You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac.
Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours.
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On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too!
hey you fucks if you havnt seen this shit yet go get good with an actual canon dreamer, aspect, and sign quiz that whatpump just shit out
-vanilla
because theres been a whole lot of classpect sexcanons im curious now
whats your aspect and class?
(the links are for strawpolls not a quiz stop telling me in the comments)
-a very curious vanilla
(note i dont use lord or muse in normal class calculation cause i think there bullshit sense only 2 ppl have those classes where lit everyone else was one of the 12 so im convinced they are churub only classes in the same way there are male or female classes or at the least extremely rare an thats way there significantly stronger then the others. also by this science i should added waste but i dont do that either)
Well to be real every troll named so far is either dead or unaccounted for.
-Feferi and Eridan are both Dead, possibly even double dead for all we know.
-Alpha Sollux was half dead and blind hanging out with alpha Aradia who was godteir but they never went to the new timeline.
-Gamzee and Vriska where both alive but also never went to the knew timeline.
The only trolls to cannonly make it to the new world are karkat, kanaya, and terezi.
everyone else is missing or dead.
-reality check vanilla
Homestuck Sexcanons 