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the Mods have seen only one (1) titty between the two of them
well i’ve seen myself in the mirror so that’s at LEAST two
-BEKN
what the fuck is a titty?
-vanilla
the Mods don’t have sex bcus they’re too busy crying and lamenting the fact that they run a sexcanons blog
you have no idea
-BEKN
sssssssex? what kind of snack is that
-vanilla
I can’t fucking believe the entire thematic 360-degree this entire blog has taken
what are you talking about, pal
Everyone loooves vanilla sex. They just can’t get enough of it.
fuck the shut
(sub note: to the ppl telling me sc10449 is a repeat of sc9645, its just gonna be like that ok? the other one was made before i got here an the submit didnt get deleted im trying to deep dive the inbox so that just might happen ya)
-vanilla
Kanye, don’t worry, I was here for the mod sexcanons and believe me when I say that the 2 mod vanilla sexcanons I sent were in pure jest and only ever shitposts, honest
got that
Vanilla /might/ like it hard. We’re not entirely sure
no…no,
we’re not doing this again,
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(ne got there first rip duke)
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